“That woman deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die.” -Budd, Kill Bill Vol. 2 When Za’Darius Smith lines up across from his former team on Sunday, he will join a long list of former Packers whose illustrious tenures ended on a sour note — the sourest note, perhaps —…

Isn’t it amazing how hard Ecclesiastes hits every time? You’ll be moving along, living your life, coming to church on a nice Sunday morning for a morsel of spiritual fulfillment, and bam, Ecclesiastes is there waiting for you with the hardened stare of a parent who sat on your front…

“When you can’t see what’s going on, you’re left wondering.” -Shawn Lehrke, writing for LovePanky, in their article “Blindfold Sex: 15 Sensual Ways to Use Blindfolds in Bed” Upon arrival to Packers training camp, Aaron Rodgers flipped his shoulder-length hair, turned, and strutted out of his ride, wearing just a…

Given it’s evidently that time of year, I may as well put some substantive thoughts behind a list I made as a note on my phone one night when I couldn’t sleep and reveal my top 100 NBA players. How is this list compiled? Well, it usually starts when I…

Not that I can tell her what to do. I’ve been thinking about abortion. I always feel like a dupe when I think about abortion, because it’s such a silly topic. Not that the process of aborting a pregnancy is silly, or that the threat of losing the right to…

All year long, the MVP conversation is a source of debate and joy in the NBA mediasphere. The kind of embarrassing elephant in the room, though, is that everyone has different philosophies on what should determine who the MVP is. …

Sneering Bears fans for years now have teased Packers fans with one notion: You’re nothing without Aaron Rodgers. As the star quarterback’s situation has intensified, with tensions boiling over last spring, through the summer, through the season and into this spring, rival fans have pounced on the opportunity to remind…

The void is darkness. Darkness all around. What? What happens to a football team when it dies? The void is darkness. Darkness all around. OK, this is … too much? What happens to the fans of a football team when it loses in the playoffs? The void is darkness. …