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Eliot Sill
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Nov 26, 2022

You’re Still Transitioning

I see you every day. The woodprint portrait — “Fossils” you called it — hangs over my living room television, ever ready to be stared in upon, the way you weren’t when you were still alive. Fit conveniently into the available space are designs evoking your life, just the way…

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Sep 11, 2022

Solving for Z

“That woman deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die.” -Budd, Kill Bill Vol. 2 When Za’Darius Smith lines up across from his former team on Sunday, he will join a long list of former Packers whose illustrious tenures ended on a sour note — the sourest note, perhaps —…

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Solving for Z
Solving for Z

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Jul 29, 2022

Message for 7/31

Isn’t it amazing how hard Ecclesiastes hits every time? You’ll be moving along, living your life, coming to church on a nice Sunday morning for a morsel of spiritual fulfillment, and bam, Ecclesiastes is there waiting for you with the hardened stare of a parent who sat on your front…

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Jul 28, 2022

Why is this turning me on?

“When you can’t see what’s going on, you’re left wondering.” -Shawn Lehrke, writing for LovePanky, in their article “Blindfold Sex: 15 Sensual Ways to Use Blindfolds in Bed” Upon arrival to Packers training camp, Aaron Rodgers flipped his shoulder-length hair, turned, and strutted out of his ride, wearing just a…

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Why is this turning me on?
Why is this turning me on?

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Jul 26, 2022

Top 100 NBA Players

Given it’s evidently that time of year, I may as well put some substantive thoughts behind a list I made as a note on my phone one night when I couldn’t sleep and reveal my top 100 NBA players. How is this list compiled? Well, it usually starts when I…

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Top 100 NBA Players
Top 100 NBA Players

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May 21, 2022

Nancy Pelosi should leave the church

Not that I can tell her what to do. I’ve been thinking about abortion. I always feel like a dupe when I think about abortion, because it’s such a silly topic. Not that the process of aborting a pregnancy is silly, or that the threat of losing the right to…

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Nancy Pelosi should leave the church
Nancy Pelosi should leave the church

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Apr 4, 2022

The MVP Race: One Metric to Rule Them All

All year long, the MVP conversation is a source of debate and joy in the NBA mediasphere. The kind of embarrassing elephant in the room, though, is that everyone has different philosophies on what should determine who the MVP is. …

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The MVP Race: One Metric to Rule Them All
The MVP Race: One Metric to Rule Them All

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Mar 18, 2022

Davante Adams is the cold water

Sneering Bears fans for years now have teased Packers fans with one notion: You’re nothing without Aaron Rodgers. As the star quarterback’s situation has intensified, with tensions boiling over last spring, through the summer, through the season and into this spring, rival fans have pounced on the opportunity to remind…

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Davante Adams is the cold water
Davante Adams is the cold water

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Jan 31, 2022

Huh?

Huh?

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Jan 19, 2022

Packers Versus the Void, Versus me

The void is darkness. Darkness all around. What? What happens to a football team when it dies? The void is darkness. Darkness all around. OK, this is … too much? What happens to the fans of a football team when it loses in the playoffs? The void is darkness. …

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Packers Versus the Void, Versus me
Packers Versus the Void, Versus me

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